mdtsthlm: Preparing for the party March 5. It’s going to be massive! Remember: If you are going to be a superstar DJ, there are three simple rules you need to remember: Number One: You can always rely on the Studio 54 compilation set. They’re premixed! They last for hours. And Number Two: Madonna. Always works. And Number Three: When all else fails, play techno! It’s nondescript, nonrecognizable, and everyone will think you’re *so* cutting edge. 
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mdtsthlm:

Preparing for the party March 5. It’s going to be massive!

Remember:

If you are going to be a superstar DJ, there are three simple rules you need to remember: Number One: You can always rely on the Studio 54 compilation set. They’re premixed! They last for hours. And Number Two: Madonna. Always works. And Number Three: When all else fails, play techno! It’s nondescript, nonrecognizable, and everyone will think you’re *so* cutting edge. 

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